Mida usud sina?

TAOISM - shit happens

HINDUISM - this shit happened before

ISLAM - if shit happens, take a hostage

BUDDHISM - when shit happens, is it really shit ??

7th DAY ADVENTIST - shit happens on saturday

PROTESTANTISM - shit won´t happen, if I work harder

CATHOLICISM - if shit happens, I deserve it

JEHOVAH´S WITNESS - knock, knock, "shit happens"

JUDAISM - why does shit always happen to me ??

HARE KRISHNA - shit happens RAMA RAMA DING DONG

ATHEISM - no shit

T.V.EVANGELISM - send more shit

RASTAFARIANISM - let´s smoke that shit